urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardinal Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardinal 2005-09-26T22:05:55Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:55039 2005-09-26T22:05:55Z 2005-09-26T22:05:55Z hi.<br />bye. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:54625 2005-08-01T18:10:36Z 2005-08-01T18:10:36Z Goodbye Saturday and the most random fun filled day to date. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:54287 2005-06-25T18:38:27Z 2005-06-25T18:38:27Z I'm at work.<br /><br />Today is Saturday.<br /><br />No swap meet for me.<br /><br />However 4 hours OT never hurt.<br /><br />RIP DEPUTY JERRY ORTIZ urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:54201 2005-06-24T17:50:30Z 2005-06-24T17:50:30Z skksiena;iwencmgnbaioetkgajfnbiwpto;dnggajkemnngaigwetuajjganncikjgws<br /><br />cake decorating is driving me officialy B A N A N A S urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:54006 2005-06-14T17:13:10Z 2005-06-15T14:59:16Z Oh and for your information (fyi)...<br /><br />Big Brother 6 Premieres July 7.<br /><br />Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i'm out! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:53508 2005-06-14T17:10:31Z 2005-06-14T17:10:31Z The Wave 94.7 yea I said it! Here is a list of bothersome things in the a.m.<br /><br />** My Motherfucking alarm clock<br />** My mother hearing the alarm clock and obviously seeing me still asleep and doing nothing about waking me up<br />** Seeing my precious Molly caged up for the day<br />** The Motherfucker of all Motherfuckers:::The Minivan<br />** The Motherfucking Mothers dropping off their good for nothing children in Minivans<br />** The Motherfucking crazy Asian lady driving a Minivan<br />** The Motherfucking parents that drag their 14 kids across the street to school<br />** The Motherfucker who waits to make a right turn while the dipshit drags his 14 kids across the street<br />** The Motherfuckers in general who make slow right turns<br />** The Motherfucking clock for telling me i'm late bitch<br />** The Motherfucking Crest White Strips for making my gums sore<br />** The Motherfucking stomach for always being hungry<br />** The Motherfucking cafeteria for being so expensive<br />** The Motherfucker <br /><br />End. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:53301 2005-06-10T20:34:34Z 2005-06-10T20:34:34Z 94.7 The Wave That's all... i'm just sick and i'm tired. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:53136 2005-03-30T18:37:02Z 2005-03-30T18:37:02Z Yesterday my gas tank started off with 2 miles and ended with 125 miles. <br /><br />What a long ass day!<br /><br />Needless to say ole' Mr. Beaumont has seen better days.<br /><br />Time for Jenny to get a new car yay yay yay! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:52932 2005-03-18T17:17:56Z 2005-03-18T17:17:56Z Mr. Brightside is constantly playing in my head * Meeting at my house<br />* The laggers lag<br />* Accidently called you on accident<br />* Guest list drama<br />* Mexican Clipboard Man<br />* No one that reads this knows what i'm talking about<br />* Finally in the club<br />* Drinking followed by drinking<br />* Happy Birthday Nick<br />* Chillin with Xzibit and Krazy Koza<br />* Puntalagasolina<br />* Booty shaking contest with nasty contestants <br />* Too much Jager but oh so tasty<br />* Drunk<br />* More Jager<br />* Sleeping the whole way home<br />* No more Jager<br />* Drunk Driver Tommy<br />* Waking up at 7:30 when i'm supposed to leave my house for work<br />* Dinner Rolls for breakfast fresh from the Panaderia<br />* Sitting at my desk still buzzed...Priceless. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:52490 2005-03-12T00:45:44Z 2005-03-12T00:45:44Z the used upcoming movies that jenny wants to see:<br /><br />* hooligans<br /><br />* kicking & screaming<br /><br />* bad news bears<br /><br />* crash<br /><br />* lords of dogtown<br /><br />* roll bounce<br /><br /><br />got that!!!! <br /><br />late. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:52385 2005-02-13T19:44:56Z 2005-02-13T19:44:56Z My party at the Saddle Ranch was a hoot!<br /><br />Thanks to all you fun and completely crazy kids that showed up!<br /><br />Quentin Tarentino shared his french fries with me and I got a Happy Birthday kiss!<br /><br />I met hottie boy Drew from Big Brother 5 and his twin bro.<br /><br />The bull broke so that sucked.<br /><br />I hope Ala made it home... lord knows she made out!<br /><br />I'm so glad it didn't rain... there's a first time for everything.<br /><br /><br />Ok... have a good day y'all!<br /><br />&hearts; urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:52221 2005-01-28T00:52:49Z 2005-01-28T00:52:49Z Hey hey guess what, i'm tired! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:51941 2004-12-30T21:23:22Z 2004-12-30T21:23:22Z So apparantly it is that time of the year where you recap the last 365 days and say damn, where in the hell did they go?<br />I truely think my life has changed a great deal in these 365 days.<br />I was reading some old lj entries and so many things were different back then.<br />Last year around this time I was a depressed alcoholic.<br />Mid-year I turned into an alcoholic.<br />And now, I have turned into a homebody.<br />I'm ok with it though. I never used to say "No" to going out for a night, and now for some reason, no matter how much I want to go out, I can say no and not feel bad.<br />Last night I was super tired, but really wanted to go out, and I said no. I'm glad Turb went out with my friends though, that says a lot about her and her personality.<br />I'm glad she wandered, no matter how drunk, back into my circle. Shes a good broad.<br />I'm glad many of my old friends came back into my circle as well.<br />I'm also stoked on the new friends I made this year! (Even if she always says she'll call back and never does!)<br />Friends are fun. <br />I miss a lot of things about my old life, but i'm completely excited about my new life.<br />Last year I said I was going to move out, i'm glad I didn't. I had too much growing up to do.<br />Now I truely believe I can make it out on my own.<br />I know a good career is around the corner, I just have to find one I like.<br />I'm glad I have been choosey with the jobs I have had and interviews I have gone out on.<br />My motivation is at an all time high right now and i'd like to keep it for a few more days at least.<br />That, and I have no health insurance come Saturday! Woo hoo for graduating and losing insurance!<br />Well actually WOO HOO for graduating, that took a great deal of effort and is probably my greatest achievement to date. <br /><br />Although this was probably one of my worst years, I really had fun!<br />Went to Havasu 3 times.<br />Hit up Vegas 2 times.<br />San Diego and Seattle.<br />Even Boston won the World Series.<br />Didn't go to too many shows though: Story of the Year, No Doubt, TBS & Audio Karate. Sheesh i'm too old for these kids nowadays!<br />The drunkest I have ever been in my life was on my birthday at Miyagi's and I plan on repeating the same in mothereffin VEGAS in 2005!<br />I retired my two favorite shows ever Friends & Sex and the City but quickly replaced them with Desperate Housewives and Extreme Home Makeover.<br />Oh and I got a new baby cousin, a tiny little princess named Lisa who is only the cutest baby ever!<br /><br />I'm excited to see what the new year brings...<br /><br />I am truely thankful for my neverending support group of family and friends who constantly motivate me every single day in every single way.<br /><br /><br />&hearts; Jen urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:51619 2004-10-21T15:24:47Z 2004-10-21T15:24:47Z Mt. St. Helens on my thigh.<br />A weird dream that made me cry.<br />Thank god I no longer have a sty.<br />I keep rhymin and I don't know why.<br /><br />xoxo urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:51404 2004-10-14T16:18:35Z 2004-10-14T16:18:35Z Fuck Security Guards with Guns!<br /><br />a.k.a. the CHP<br /><br />A 39 mph downhill speeding ticket is horseshit.<br /><br />Blah!<br /><br />I'm glad this weekend will brighten my day! <br /><br />Hooray!<br /><br />xoxo urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:51196 2004-10-06T16:02:55Z 2004-10-06T17:26:36Z <c>R.I.P.<br /><br />Rodney D.</c><br /><br />[edit] I found some of these and thought you might get one last laugh from one of the most talented human beings to walk the earth...<br /><br />"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'" <br />___ <br />"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother." <br />___ <br />"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream." <br />___ <br />"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'" <br />___ <br />"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up." <br />___ <br />"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home." <br />___ <br />"When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me." <br />___ <br />"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names — hers and her mother's." <br />___ <br />"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet." <br />___ <br />"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it." urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:50826 2004-10-02T00:13:49Z 2004-10-02T00:13:49Z My eye is going to explode.<br /><br />Jenn C. got fired off of the Apprentice... whats up with that!<br /><br />I'm actually in love with "Love Actually" especially with Sam, he's too cute.<br /><br />My eye is really going to explode.<br /><br />Last night was super fun... I miss Heath & Griz!<br /><br />Ok, i'm gonna watch "50 First Dates" now. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:50615 2004-09-28T21:29:06Z 2004-09-28T21:29:06Z I know the Vegas Krew will have my back on this one...<br /><br><br /><img src="http://c.myspace.com/00023/51/14/23774115_l.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:50295 2004-09-22T19:10:13Z 2004-09-22T19:10:13Z <p><font color="#000000">Ok, so this is my must see list for movies:</font></p> <p><font color="#000000"><strong>Upcoming Releases:</strong><br>September Tapes<br>The Motorcycle Diaries <br>Ladder 49<br>I Heart Huckabees</font></p> <p><font color="#000000"><strong>Currently Playing:<br></strong>Garden State<br>Napoleon Dynomite</font></p> <p><font color="#000000">Helloooooooo someone (Tanya)&nbsp;take me on a date!<br>I took you last weekend, its your turn now bitch!</font></p> <p>xoxo</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:49963 2004-09-17T20:59:31Z 2004-09-17T20:59:31Z It's a mother fucker! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:49740 2004-09-10T01:51:39Z 2004-09-10T01:51:39Z I need to stop standing still. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:49592 2004-08-30T23:36:07Z 2004-08-30T23:36:07Z So out of context in this gaudy apartment complex<br />That goddam Redbull!<br />Moo & Koo<br />A lovely parking ticket<br />Swimming on the rooftop of a building in l.a.<br />(How very Samantha of us)<br />A missed trip to Denny's<br />Roadtrip to Malibu<br />Fucking Bee stings<br />Pyrex time<br />Rumble time<br />Sleepy time<br />Shopping time<br />Starbucks time<br />End of Olympics time =(<br />Work time... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:49199 2004-08-25T19:49:41Z 2004-08-25T19:49:41Z Awww Peanut had a baby girl.<br /><br />Welcome baby Carissa Renee Viallalobos! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:48930 2004-08-25T16:52:55Z 2004-08-25T16:52:55Z "<s>your</s> my famous last words started once <s>your</s> my fingers hit the snooze.<br />just 9 more minutes please,<br />they all know where to find me!"<br /><br />i don't do mornings. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:lightbunzjuggz:48708 2004-08-17T16:47:16Z 2004-08-17T16:47:16Z My cousin turned 18 today.<br /><br />She started College yesterday.<br /><br />Holy shit balls i'm old.