Obsessed with a beauty contest...

...........................................

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:05:55 GMT

hi.
bye.

Pirates to Snoop Dogg

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 18:10:36 GMT

Goodbye Saturday and the most random fun filled day to date.

Insert Sad Face Here

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 18:38:27 GMT

I'm at work.

Today is Saturday.

No swap meet for me.

However 4 hours OT never hurt.

RIP DEPUTY JERRY ORTIZ

Betty Crock of Shit!

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 17:50:30 GMT

skksiena;iwencmgnbaioetkgajfnbiwpto;dnggajkemnngaigwetuajjganncikjgws

cake decorating is driving me officialy B A N A N A S

FYI

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 17:13:10 GMT

Oh and for your information (fyi)...

Big Brother 6 Premieres July 7.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i'm out!

Things that bug me in the morning time:

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 17:10:31 GMT

Here is a list of bothersome things in the a.m.

** My Motherfucking alarm clock
** My mother hearing the alarm clock and obviously seeing me still asleep and doing nothing about waking me up
** Seeing my precious Molly caged up for the day
** The Motherfucker of all Motherfuckers:::The Minivan
** The Motherfucking Mothers dropping off their good for nothing children in Minivans
** The Motherfucking crazy Asian lady driving a Minivan
** The Motherfucking parents that drag their 14 kids across the street to school
** The Motherfucker who waits to make a right turn while the dipshit drags his 14 kids across the street
** The Motherfuckers in general who make slow right turns
** The Motherfucking clock for telling me i'm late bitch
** The Motherfucking Crest White Strips for making my gums sore
** The Motherfucking stomach for always being hungry
** The Motherfucking cafeteria for being so expensive
** The Motherfucker

End.

I'm sick and tired....

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 20:34:34 GMT

That's all... i'm just sick and i'm tired.

On the road again....

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:37:02 GMT

Yesterday my gas tank started off with 2 miles and ended with 125 miles.

What a long ass day!

Needless to say ole' Mr. Beaumont has seen better days.

Time for Jenny to get a new car yay yay yay!

Top O' the Mornin to Ya!

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 17:17:56 GMT

* Meeting at my house
* The laggers lag
* Accidently called you on accident
* Guest list drama
* Mexican Clipboard Man
* No one that reads this knows what i'm talking about
* Finally in the club
* Drinking followed by drinking
* Happy Birthday Nick
* Chillin with Xzibit and Krazy Koza
* Puntalagasolina
* Booty shaking contest with nasty contestants
* Too much Jager but oh so tasty
* Drunk
* More Jager
* Sleeping the whole way home
* No more Jager
* Drunk Driver Tommy
* Waking up at 7:30 when i'm supposed to leave my house for work
* Dinner Rolls for breakfast fresh from the Panaderia
* Sitting at my desk still buzzed...Priceless.

got popcorn?

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:45:44 GMT

upcoming movies that jenny wants to see:

* hooligans

* kicking & screaming

* bad news bears

* crash

* lords of dogtown

* roll bounce

got that!!!!

late.

Yeeeee Haw!

Sun, 13 Feb 2005 19:44:56 GMT

My party at the Saddle Ranch was a hoot!

Thanks to all you fun and completely crazy kids that showed up!

Quentin Tarentino shared his french fries with me and I got a Happy Birthday kiss!

I met hottie boy Drew from Big Brother 5 and his twin bro.

The bull broke so that sucked.

I hope Ala made it home... lord knows she made out!

I'm so glad it didn't rain... there's a first time for everything.

Ok... have a good day y'all!

♥

Ummmmmmmmmkay.....

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 00:52:49 GMT

Hey hey guess what, i'm tired!

2004 in a Nutshell...

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 21:23:22 GMT

So apparantly it is that time of the year where you recap the last 365 days and say damn, where in the hell did they go?
I truely think my life has changed a great deal in these 365 days.
I was reading some old lj entries and so many things were different back then.
Last year around this time I was a depressed alcoholic.
Mid-year I turned into an alcoholic.
And now, I have turned into a homebody.
I'm ok with it though. I never used to say "No" to going out for a night, and now for some reason, no matter how much I want to go out, I can say no and not feel bad.
Last night I was super tired, but really wanted to go out, and I said no. I'm glad Turb went out with my friends though, that says a lot about her and her personality.
I'm glad she wandered, no matter how drunk, back into my circle. Shes a good broad.
I'm glad many of my old friends came back into my circle as well.
I'm also stoked on the new friends I made this year! (Even if she always says she'll call back and never does!)
Friends are fun.
I miss a lot of things about my old life, but i'm completely excited about my new life.
Last year I said I was going to move out, i'm glad I didn't. I had too much growing up to do.
Now I truely believe I can make it out on my own.
I know a good career is around the corner, I just have to find one I like.
I'm glad I have been choosey with the jobs I have had and interviews I have gone out on.
My motivation is at an all time high right now and i'd like to keep it for a few more days at least.
That, and I have no health insurance come Saturday! Woo hoo for graduating and losing insurance!
Well actually WOO HOO for graduating, that took a great deal of effort and is probably my greatest achievement to date.

Although this was probably one of my worst years, I really had fun!
Went to Havasu 3 times.
Hit up Vegas 2 times.
San Diego and Seattle.
Even Boston won the World Series.
Didn't go to too many shows though: Story of the Year, No Doubt, TBS & Audio Karate. Sheesh i'm too old for these kids nowadays!
The drunkest I have ever been in my life was on my birthday at Miyagi's and I plan on repeating the same in mothereffin VEGAS in 2005!
I retired my two favorite shows ever Friends & Sex and the City but quickly replaced them with Desperate Housewives and Extreme Home Makeover.
Oh and I got a new baby cousin, a tiny little princess named Lisa who is only the cutest baby ever!

I'm excited to see what the new year brings...

I am truely thankful for my neverending support group of family and friends who constantly motivate me every single day in every single way.

♥ Jen

Let it Bleed

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 15:24:47 GMT

Mt. St. Helens on my thigh.
A weird dream that made me cry.
Thank god I no longer have a sty.
I keep rhymin and I don't know why.

xoxo

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker!

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 16:18:35 GMT

Fuck Security Guards with Guns!

a.k.a. the CHP

A 39 mph downhill speeding ticket is horseshit.

Blah!

I'm glad this weekend will brighten my day!

Hooray!

xoxo

I get no respect!

Wed, 06 Oct 2004 16:02:55 GMT

R.I.P.

Rodney D.

[edit] I found some of these and thought you might get one last laugh from one of the most talented human beings to walk the earth...

"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!'"
___
"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother."
___
"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."
___
"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?'"
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"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."
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"I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home."
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"When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me."
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"When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names — hers and her mother's."
___
"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."
___
"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."

Semper Fi

Sat, 02 Oct 2004 00:13:49 GMT

My eye is going to explode.

Jenn C. got fired off of the Apprentice... whats up with that!

I'm actually in love with "Love Actually" especially with Sam, he's too cute.

My eye is really going to explode.

Last night was super fun... I miss Heath & Griz!

Ok, i'm gonna watch "50 First Dates" now.

Go Long!

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 21:29:06 GMT

I know the Vegas Krew will have my back on this one...

Popcorn? Candy? Icee?

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 19:10:13 GMT

Ok, so this is my must see list for movies:

Upcoming Releases:
September Tapes
The Motorcycle Diaries
Ladder 49
I Heart Huckabees

Currently Playing:
Garden State
Napoleon Dynomite

Helloooooooo someone (Tanya) take me on a date!
I took you last weekend, its your turn now bitch!

xoxo

Trust

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 20:59:31 GMT

It's a mother fucker!

About a Girl . . .

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 01:51:39 GMT

I need to stop standing still.

Magnum

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 23:36:07 GMT

So out of context in this gaudy apartment complex
That goddam Redbull!
Moo & Koo
A lovely parking ticket
Swimming on the rooftop of a building in l.a.
(How very Samantha of us)
A missed trip to Denny's
Roadtrip to Malibu
Fucking Bee stings
Pyrex time
Rumble time
Sleepy time
Shopping time
Starbucks time
End of Olympics time =(
Work time...

It's a Girl!

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:49:41 GMT

Awww Peanut had a baby girl.

Welcome baby Carissa Renee Viallalobos!

bleh

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:52:55 GMT

"~~your~~ my famous last words started once ~~your~~ my fingers hit the snooze.
just 9 more minutes please,
they all know where to find me!"

i don't do mornings.

Fountain of Youth is Fading....

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 16:47:16 GMT

My cousin turned 18 today.

She started College yesterday.

Holy shit balls i'm old.